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Is not a video game post.

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Huzzah.


That is all.


Edit: I don't know a single song or band out of the twenty. *winner*

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So I'm trying to get back into this Livejournaling system...
Because I feel it's a change we need. Or something.


But I don't know what kind of amazing things I should be posting about.
I started an essay on why I didn't vote for president, but I think it could just lead to division, and Pickup Truck Robot robot is about uniting people under his glorious treads of freedom.

Any suggestions?
Any questions about the life and times of Andamaroo?
Anyone remember how to do lj user tags?





To cogs, oil and the pursuit of positive input,
Up With Robot.

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My Fellow Americans,

I've been out all night gathering cogs, metal wiring and grease for future endeavors and have just now returned home. I have not, as of yet, seen any elections coverage what-so-ever. But please don't fill me in as I've got hours of coverage on multiple stations waiting for me on my tivo.

The only thing is, I probably won't have time to watch any of it till the weekend, so I politely ask the following:

Please don't spoil it until I have a chance to see it. I'll let you know.



Thank you for your time and attention to this matter,


As always,
Up with Robot.

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Who knows what's better, Rock Band 2 or Guitar Hero World Tour?

If someone was going to be stupid and buy one of them, which one should that stupid person get?

Assfingers, I'm looking at you... cause you're at work.

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It is imperative that you do the following:

1 - Purchase Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
2 - Post your WII Number here so you may be humiliated by me in multiplayer combat.

In order to do the previous, you may also need to:
A - Purchase a Nintendo Wii.
B - Maintain a Highspeed Internet connection.
C - Maintain wireless access for your Nintendo Wii or purchase the lan adapter.




Andamaroo will destroy you
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WII # IS: 1983 4428 8860 1547
Console nickname is: Stormcrow



Up with Robot,
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First, he steals [info]_sterno_'s birthday.

Now he's stealing my wedding anniversary.


What the hell, [info]facehead2000?

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I'm going to call it Secret Snail Parade and it will focus on songs about Mill Ends Park.

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Chocolatey Delight is the best cereal ever.

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Consumer news you can use:

The next release of Windows, currently titled Windows 7, is slated for 2010, and will be a subscription based model.

I believe the entire XBox division, and particularly LIVE! was just a project to see if people were willing to pay for a fake service. Although the fake live! service is about 4$ month and I imagine windows subscriptions will be like 20$/month.

Won't it be great when you buy a new computer it comes with windows free for 60 days?

In related news Ubuntu 7.04 has been my primary operating system for about 2 months now and I love it. The only time I've touched windows is to play Hitman Blood Money on my desktop. Hooray #47.

In other, not really related news, please don't use Blockbuster's mail-in video service. Even a moron must understand by now that blockbuster's business strategy is to kill the competition by any means necessary and then jack up the price about 600%. Don't let netflix die, you jerks.

Also: -I- want to ComiCon.

Moreover: The Simpsons movie wasn't bad, exactly, but it wasn't recommendable.

Plus: Unfastened Coins is the best documentary I've ever seen.

Additionally: [info]_sterno_ is a stupid garbage face.

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Someone broke my Friends Page with infinite loop technology.

Whoever it was, you're dead to me.
Ian is also dead to me, just on general principle.

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Fourteenth century physicians didn't know what caused the plague, but they knew it was contagious. As a result they wore an early kind of bio-protective suit which included a large beaked head piece. The beak of the head piece, which made them look like large birds, was filled with vinegar, sweet oils and other strong smelling compounds to counteract the stench of the dead and dying plague victims.


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JERRY FALWELL DEAD.

DISCUSS.


"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

"God has removed it's veil of protection from America in no small part, because of the feminists and the gays"

"“The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country”

“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being”

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FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.

*HATE*

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World's worst director, Paul Greengrass, nominated for best director Oscar.


Fuck you Paul Greengrass. Fuck your stupid face. I hope you get Parkinson's and have to live out the rest of your life via your own fucking stupid directing style.

Tags:
Current Mood: at god at god
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Dan's face: there's going to be totally be home-made macaroni and cheese here, and like sloppy joe or something. So your food will be supplied.

The rest of you on the list will have to supply your own, though, sorry.

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1) Year in review: 2006 was, by far, the best year of my life to date.
2) The Year of The Fingers is expected to far exceed 2006.
3) Body Worlds is not gross. Hopefully Body Worlds 2 kicks it up a notch.
4) [info]assfingers holding a cat makes me think I've been plugged into a holodeck by aliens where are studying me, just like almost every main character of ST:TNG.
5) [info]kingfox may be happy to know that [info]_sterno_ and I have verbified his name. eg:

< andamaroo > They're really making Indy IV. For serious this time.
<_sterno_> I kingfox you.
< andamaroo > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

6) Justice League Unlimited might actually be a good show. That scares me cause it's DC.
7) yesterday for no reason Kevin and I started sketching out how an X-Men weekly series would be. Neither of our prospective versions included Wolverine... at all. Does this make us bad people?
8) I officially declare my Ukranian dream girl dead to me.
9) Everyone please do what you can to see that Indy IV doesn't ever get made. Ever.
10) Pizza Wheels are Sweet.

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WII # IS: 1983 4428 8860 1547
Console nickname is: Stormcrow

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and nobody else appears to be on it.

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My latest Voter Reform scheme is...


Party affiliation of the candidate should -not- be allowed to be posted on the ballot, on the theory that if you don't have any idea who the fuck those guys are running for [insert office here], or what their basic platforms are.. you probably shouldn't be voting anyway.


Yea or Nay?


Also I've included a picture of a bear.

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