Dear Nerds,

Consumer news you can use:

The next release of Windows, currently titled Windows 7, is slated for 2010, and will be a subscription based model.

I believe the entire XBox division, and particularly LIVE! was just a project to see if people were willing to pay for a fake service. Although the fake live! service is about 4$ month and I imagine windows subscriptions will be like 20$/month.

Won't it be great when you buy a new computer it comes with windows free for 60 days?

In related news Ubuntu 7.04 has been my primary operating system for about 2 months now and I love it. The only time I've touched windows is to play Hitman Blood Money on my desktop. Hooray #47.

In other, not really related news, please don't use Blockbuster's mail-in video service. Even a moron must understand by now that blockbuster's business strategy is to kill the competition by any means necessary and then jack up the price about 600%. Don't let netflix die, you jerks.

Also: -I- want to ComiCon.

Moreover: The Simpsons movie wasn't bad, exactly, but it wasn't recommendable.

Plus: Unfastened Coins is the best documentary I've ever seen.

Additionally: _sterno_ is a stupid garbage face.

Caw.. Caw... *bang* fuck I'm dead!

Fourteenth century physicians didn't know what caused the plague, but they knew it was contagious. As a result they wore an early kind of bio-protective suit which included a large beaked head piece. The beak of the head piece, which made them look like large birds, was filled with vinegar, sweet oils and other strong smelling compounds to counteract the stench of the dead and dying plague victims.





"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

"God has removed it's veil of protection from America in no small part, because of the feminists and the gays"

"“The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country”

“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being”

First sign of the end times.

World's worst director, Paul Greengrass, nominated for best director Oscar.

Fuck you Paul Greengrass. Fuck your stupid face. I hope you get Parkinson's and have to live out the rest of your life via your own fucking stupid directing style.
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Dan's face: there's going to be totally be home-made macaroni and cheese here, and like sloppy joe or something. So your food will be supplied.

The rest of you on the list will have to supply your own, though, sorry.

"We have a list too." - Erik, 3x22 X-Men

1) Year in review: 2006 was, by far, the best year of my life to date.
2) The Year of The Fingers is expected to far exceed 2006.
3) Body Worlds is not gross. Hopefully Body Worlds 2 kicks it up a notch.
4) assfingers holding a cat makes me think I've been plugged into a holodeck by aliens where are studying me, just like almost every main character of ST:TNG.
5) kingfox may be happy to know that _sterno_ and I have verbified his name. eg:

< andamaroo > They're really making Indy IV. For serious this time.
<_sterno_> I kingfox you.
< andamaroo > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

6) Justice League Unlimited might actually be a good show. That scares me cause it's DC.
7) yesterday for no reason Kevin and I started sketching out how an X-Men weekly series would be. Neither of our prospective versions included Wolverine... at all. Does this make us bad people?
8) I officially declare my Ukranian dream girl dead to me.
9) Everyone please do what you can to see that Indy IV doesn't ever get made. Ever.
10) Pizza Wheels are Sweet.